PRESIDENT 2016
WILL DODDS
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AM I FOR REAL?*
Yes, I am a real human being.
I'm Will Dodds, a 22 year-old college student at Iowa State. During my time living as a human being, I have seen the United States of A getting stuck. Stuck from opression, debt, and other stuff that I don't need to mention becaue you will fill in the blanks yourself regardless of whetehr I had a true meaning behind the word stuff. America needs some lubrication to move it forward, and I am the right channel for that. I have been pulling and pushing to get things unstuck since I was a young, wholesome, white, hetereosexual, American male. Now I can get America unstuck withs eom good old WD-16.
WHY WD-16?
WD-40 is part of the trinity of human survival, along with duct tape and a towel. WD-40 gets things moving again. It's reliable and never stops working. It is an expert in many thigns and can excel in any situation you place it in. It's not a coward. It will call you after the day after the first date. It doesn't have a girlfriend. In case you don't get it, I'm describing myself. Expect the date part, I've never been on one of those. But that's just another thing we have in common.
Also, my initials are WD.